Female comebacks to men's pickup lines!

I found this comebacks on a site and I thought that they were awesome:

*Man:*Haven't I seen you someplace before?

*Woman:*Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



*Man:*Is this seat empty?

*Woman:*Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



*Man:*Your place or mine?

*Woman:*Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.



*Man:*So, what do you do for a living?

*Woman:*I'm a female impersonator.



*Man:*Hey baby, what's your sign?

*Woman:*Do not enter.



*Man:*How do you like your eggs in the morning?

*Woman:*Unfertilized



*Man:*Your body is like a temple.

*Woman:*Sorry, there are no services today.



*Man:*I would go to the end of the world for you.

*Woman:*But would you stay there?



*Man:*If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

*Woman:*If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.